Rule of 34

The rule is that if it exists, there's porn of it. I asked someone to give me a list of random objects and found sexual pictures featuring those objects, so check it out.

Squids.

War.

Barbed Wire.

Skateboards.

Bacteria.

Sidewalk.

Mirror.

The only thing I couldn't find porn for was fireworks. If anyone can find some fireworks porn, let me know. The Rule of 34 needs to hold up its validity.

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