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the pontification station
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Darksites.com Evil Guide Plan Generator.
Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: world domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your doomsday device, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your Dashing Good Looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their god.