Ever read the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer? Still wondering how to get your soul back? In this lovely little blog, Buzznet: Mark Reads Twilight , a blogger reads Twilight and breaks it down by chapter. I'm only on the fifth post, but so many times I find that this guy shares my EXACT thoughts on what makes Twilight such a waste of brain cells. It's a great way to validate ever having read the book, because at least you know you're not the only one who isn't kissing Stephenie Meyer's ass.